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33 People With The Funniest Names Ever

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Is it fair to name your son Willie, if your surname is Stroker or to name someone Phatt Ho? No, right? Well, common sense is not something you will find on this list. Their parents really have not thought through while naming their unfortunate children with these hilarious names. These posts are not to hurt anybody’s sentiments. These are to celebrate the positivity of these people and feel happy for them.

1. God played the irony with this guy.

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Mr. Sam Sung should surely not be trusted with Apple devices. It’s hilariously ironic how things turned out with him.

2. It is said personalities depend on names.

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That might not be the case here, as the teacher looks quite sweet. But how unfortunate his life would have been!

3. Living up to his name.

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When someone has such unfortunate name, their life is ought to be drastic and surely sad.

4. One less ‘N’ would have saved him from Internet policing.

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Who would have thought his initial and title could add up to such hilarious conclusion. God save him from all the trolls about to be ignited.

5. Guess what! Each time you call your baby you’ll be reminded to eat your favourite food.

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This is what happens when you love food more than anything else in the world. You want to be tempted by the food’s name not by the baby.

6. You got to be kidding me.

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There could have been any letter in place of D and the parents would have got hundreds of names. But in that unfortunate moment they could only think of D.

7. “I didn’t like my original name so changed it to my favourite animated character’s name.”

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He is the smartest among the lot, though that’s the way how it’s done ‘officially’. But nice try!

8. Have you heard of a name which itself sounds informative before you realize what’s happening?

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He obviously couldn’t have opted for a team’s name, so he cleverly alternated the letters.

9. Who knew his name will turn into such an overused slang!

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Poor he! Though this seems hilarious just remember he will have to live with that.

10. Try to read that quickly.

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11.

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12.

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13.

View pictures in App save up to 80% data. So, Jurassic Park is the Head of Group. What kind of group is that?

4. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. A bud of light is all you need in life.

15.

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16. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. They were made for each other, “by the name of it”

17.

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19.

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20.


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21.

View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Sue Sue H. Yoo. Oh, wait, she’s a lawyer! Bad call! It makes no sense? Nor her name!

22. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Very hard to really understand what his name is all about. But. hey, hello, Mr. Pickle!

23. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. So, this man walks the Earth since the times of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?

24. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Doesn’t his name make you think his parents were high when he was born and decided to call him whatever came out of their mouths at that time? Yep, we think that’s an accurate description of how it all went down.

25. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Some really dark kind of humour went through my mind here, but I’m not going to spill it out. Sorry, Mister Love, you’ll just have to live with yourself and your name for the rest of your life.

25. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. So, it basically says she is a little piece of meat. We’re sorry if that sounded too harsh, but that’s what her name says. Parents, why did you do that to her? Why? Why can’t we choose our names/parents?

26. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. This can’t be the real Donald Duck! It just can’t. Someone, please, wake me up!

27. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. He Ken Hurt you if he wants, but he’d rather help you so you don’t hurt anymore. Got it?

28. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Long, happy life for her…or is it a him? Who knows!

29. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Let us describe him: he is easy to talk to, very funny, loving and protective, loves the outdoors and probably plays basketball or football. Don’t you ever cross him or make fun of his loves ones ’cause he will find you and you’ll regret it. And he also works in transportation, yeah. And besides, he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. Or at least, that’s what the urbandictionary.com says 

30. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. He’ll have to prove he’s not a sham his whole life, now. Some people are more fortunate than others

31. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Some men say they were complete looneys to get married. We hope Joe was not one of them

32. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. Probably the joke’s on him, though. Poor guy!

33. View pictures in App save up to 80% data. He probably failed to fulfill his real calling and ended up a hockey player. Instead of fighting with bears like a man should, he just skates after a piece of rubber. Poor guy!

Did you get that yet? Hilarious isn’t it? And now you are rolling on the floor laughing. How unfortunate she must have felt growing up!

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