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1. Your boyfriend shouldn't chat with other girls but somebody's boyfriend should send you mobile money. Wohu sษ› antenna.*


That nonsense must stop. 

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

2. When another Woman steals your man, don't fight back, let her have the Idiot. Real men can never be stolen Like pencil..*


I will not fight but she no go see the pencil use.

๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

3. You told me all you wanted was my love, now you want my phone password. Donโ€™t you know you are hurting me.*


I have forgotten my phone password. 

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

4. My Ex girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise, they all disagreed and called her a liar.*


If you get the chance do proper job, shoddy work no dey pay. 

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

5. *Please ooooo, just be sincere for once. Which part of your body do you play with when you are alone?*


As for me, my kidney.

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

6. The same girl you chased 18 years ago to go and wear her Pant is the same girl you're chasing now to remove her pant?*


It's becoming interesting, if you experience, you know. 

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


7. *Please if you ever ask me out and I told you I was taken, please no vex, come back ooooo cos I was taken for granted.*


Am fully prepared, don't take me for granted too. 

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

8. *I wonder why rich people don't fall in church during Deliverance. Or is the demon know poor people only?*


It's just a humble question oooooooo. 

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ

9. If you are a lady and you donโ€™t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sisterโ€™s wedding.*


Respect fit earn you the first place. 

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๏ธ

10. Some guys will leave a girl who truly loves them thinking there are so many fishes in the river, but only to end up with Crayfish.*


Stay with just one girl and save your life. 

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“

11. A little boy fell from a mango tree,immediately he got up and told his friends "Thank God say I no die ,if to say i die,my papa for kill me!!!"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚*

12. The only role we have in your wedding is to eat, drink, dance and snap.*

*If you like use all your life savings to impress us๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšถ

 

14. A Real wife or girlfriend don't comment on her husband post. She only goes there to read comments & save the suspicious one for quarrel.*


If you experience, you know. 

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚

15. Let's forget about cororna virus for now, another problem has happened now*


*My toothpaste just finish*

๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

16. The only time am serious is when am counting the number of zeros when I want to transfer money to make sure that one thousand has two zeros*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

17. With all the ideas I have eh if am made the president of this country, they will be carrying me everywhere I go* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚

18. Someone be asking me 'what do you do for a living?'๐Ÿ˜ก you think living in Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ is a small JOB??๐Ÿ™„ I live in Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ for a living_* ๐Ÿคจ

19. I told you he is my brother you are asking if we are related by blood? No! We are related By yoghurt ! nonsense*

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

20. "Can we meet?" If they have not ask u this question on Facebook, my sister ur ugliness is beyond makeup.

I come in peace.

21. Drinking alot of water, exercising, eating healthy & especially using iPhone filters is what gives skin that natural glow. 

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GUEST_3nXzbP1ZA ยท 06/29/2020
u guys are really related by yoghurt not by blood anymore๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

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