Help yourself laugh at these 21 funny jokes
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1. Your boyfriend shouldn't chat with other girls but somebody's boyfriend should send you mobile money. Wohu sɛ antenna.*
That nonsense must stop.
2. When another Woman steals your man, don't fight back, let her have the Idiot. Real men can never be stolen Like pencil..*
I will not fight but she no go see the pencil use.
3. You told me all you wanted was my love, now you want my phone password. Don’t you know you are hurting me.*
I have forgotten my phone password.
4. My Ex girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise, they all disagreed and called her a liar.*
If you get the chance do proper job, shoddy work no dey pay.
5. *Please ooooo, just be sincere for once. Which part of your body do you play with when you are alone?*
As for me, my kidney.
6. The same girl you chased 18 years ago to go and wear her Pant is the same girl you're chasing now to remove her pant?*
It's becoming interesting, if you experience, you know.
7. *Please if you ever ask me out and I told you I was taken, please no vex, come back ooooo cos I was taken for granted.*
Am fully prepared, don't take me for granted too.
8. *I wonder why rich people don't fall in church during Deliverance. Or is the demon know poor people only?*
It's just a humble question oooooooo.
9. If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.*
Respect fit earn you the first place.
10. Some guys will leave a girl who truly loves them thinking there are so many fishes in the river, but only to end up with Crayfish.*
Stay with just one girl and save your life.
11. A little boy fell from a mango tree,immediately he got up and told his friends "Thank God say I no die ,if to say i die,my papa for kill me!!!"😂😂😂*
12. The only role we have in your wedding is to eat, drink, dance and snap.*
*If you like use all your life savings to impress us😏🚶
14. A Real wife or girlfriend don't comment on her husband post. She only goes there to read comments & save the suspicious one for quarrel.*
If you experience, you know.
15. Let's forget about cororna virus for now, another problem has happened now*
*My toothpaste just finish*
16. The only time am serious is when am counting the number of zeros when I want to transfer money to make sure that one thousand has two zeros*😂😂😂
17. With all the ideas I have eh if am made the president of this country, they will be carrying me everywhere I go* 😂😂😅🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
18. Someone be asking me 'what do you do for a living?'😡 you think living in Nigeria 🇳🇬 is a small JOB??🙄 I live in Nigeria 🇳🇬 for a living_* 🤨
19. I told you he is my brother you are asking if we are related by blood? No! We are related By yoghurt ! nonsense*
20. "Can we meet?" If they have not ask u this question on Facebook, my sister ur ugliness is beyond makeup.
I come in peace.
21. Drinking alot of water, exercising, eating healthy & especially using iPhone filters is what gives skin that natural glow.