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Twenty Funniest Jokes and Memes

Tolucify 2d

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the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?"

The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our

products to Akpos." Akpos again came next

day by cutting his beard and asked "what is

the price of this TV?" The storekeeper replied

"we don't sell our products to Akpos". The

next day Akpos came with a different face

and asked "what is the price of this TV?" The

shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our

products to Akpos." Finally Akpos got irritated

and asked the shopkeeper "how do you

recognise me every time?" The storekeeper

replied "because this is not a TV it is

Microwave Oven!"

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New elemnt Added to the Periodic. TableName : wife,Symbol : wi,Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare to Ask.Physical Proprties :Boils at Anytime,Can Freeze at Anytime,Melts if Handled with Love & Care,Very Bitter if Mishandled !Chemical Proprties:Very Reactive,Highly Unstable,Posses Strong Affinity for Gold,Platinm, Clothes & Other Precious Items,Money Reducing Agent,Volatile when left Alone.Occurance:Mostly found in front of mirror

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Short jokes

1)Biology class

Teacher:-Mention two things we can find inside cell?

A student:-thieves and kidnappers

2)Covid 19 has killed over 328,541,086 people,May your crush ignore u like the way u ignored that innocent number

3)African mom sha.Son:-mom it's raining,Mom:-why won't it rain when you always press phone

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